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I'm sorry if you are upset about receiving my "spam" but my wife made me do it!
My wife says that I am the world's best cook and nobody knows about it. She thinks I am the world's best roast pork and beef, sauerkraut, and dumpling maker. And she should know -- she's a spoiled brat.
It is true that anyone who hated sauerkraut (and that's just about everybody I ever met) loved it after eating MY sauerkraut. Including my wife. When I cooked the first meal for her, she didn't want to eat because I made sauerkraut. But after the first few bites, all I heard from her was "mmm, mmm, not bad, mmm." And she cleaned up her plate.
I experienced the same thing with friends who came to visit us. When they asked what was for dinner and I said sauerkraut, I would hear, "Yuk! Uch! Aach!" But so far everyone, before they went home, asked when they could come back for dinner! And they all would say, "George, you can cook for me anytime."
So, for years my wife has been driving me crazy that I should make my sauerkraut and sell it. I honestly did try to do so. But the cost of a home made product is too expensive for factory production where making money is more important than the quality of home cooking.
I was ready to give up on my cooking career when my wife discovered the Internet. Now she is guaranteeing me that everybody will buy my recipes like crazy. In order to sleep peacefully at night, I am writing this letter to you. PLEASE buy my recipes or else my wife will drive me crazy again!
I do have the background for making the best sauerkraut. I come from central Europe and the meal I talked about is considered the National Meal. In fact, when I first came to this country in 1969, I had a hot dog stand in Rockaway, New York. Every weekend I would cook up a pot of sauerkraut for my hot dogs. And every week people would ask me for sauerkraut on a roll, and forget the hot dog. And they would pay the same price with or without the hot dog!
Everyone who ever hated sauerkraut loves mine. There are never any leftovers. And I guess, over the years, I figured out how to make roast pork and beef so it melts in your mouth. And dumplings! My wife says they are from heaven. I don't know why, but everybody loves them. Everybody tells me I should open a restaurant, but the way I cook, I would lose money.
So, to make my wife happy here is how to order:
And to thank you for ordering my recipes and keeping my wife off my back, if you order ALL 3 recipes, I will send you for FREE my recipe for "palachinkas" which is the dessert all my guests go crazy over. You only need flour, milk, and eggs and I guarantee you that your guests will want you to give them this recipe!
I can't give you any guarantee, but if you follow my recipes to a "T", you will probably win a cooking contest in the near future.
And, please don't be angry with me for "spamming" -- my wife made me do it! (By the way, I am trying to work on some good recipes for spam, but thus far no luck!)
2961 Industrial Rd., Apt. 516
Las Vegas, NV 89109
There used to be a glass window in the door of the "schuur" behind our house. But the previous owners replaced it by wood, probably because they thought that was safer. Now this piece of wood needs to be replaced because it started to rot. Also the slats along the wood needed to be replaced, and I bought some with two straight sides and one rounded side. At home I found out that they didn't fit because the angle between the pieces of wood where I need to put the slats is not straight. To make them fit, I had to cut some part off. It surprised me how much I enjoyed doing this with a simple Stanley knife and some sandpaper. It reminded me how I used to make all kinds of things from wood when I was young. Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and probably a carpenter Himself.
This morning, the conditions were such, that I decided to take a shower. After having put shampoo in my hair, I looked for the familiar bottle of shower gel, but did not see it. After some searching I found a bottle of `Cap Nature Vanille' shower gel manufactured by Yves Rocher. It was very nicely styled, but I had great troubles with getting the lid off, especially with my wet hands. Not really a good design.
You whom I have taken from the ends of the earth,
And called from its remotest parts
And said to you, `You are My servant,
I have chosen you and not rejected you.'
`Do not fear, for I am with you;
Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.
I will strengthen you, surely I will help you,
Surely I will uphold you with My righteous right hand.'